Here is what Grinds Kuch's Gears for this week:

1). Losing by 40 to Jesus's Team:
Now, first off, it is not fair to play against a team that two guys that can shoot lights out from anywhere on the court. It is also not fair to play against former Division I athletes that play for the Quad City Steamwheelers. But I also had to play against Jesus today. How fair is that? The team that we played today was a church team from Bettendorf. Now as my team's sponser (Ross's) I might be entitled to a free Magic Mountain if im lucky. By playing on a church basketball team, I would be entitled to being really quick, hitting shots from wherever, and playing defense like Manu Ginobli. But no, I get to play like garbage for Ross's and it's damn Magic Mountain. As in Bad Boys II, maybe I need Jesus. (just on the court) big shout out to the man upstairs..

2). Bad parents.....
Driving this morning, I was coming down my street and out of the corner of my eye, I see a little kid come running across the street. I slammed on my breaks, and came with in 4 feet of running over a little boy. He stood there, smiling at me. Then he starts laughing. I looked at him and couldn't believe that this little shit doesn't realize that he almost died before he got his first chance to look at some damn porn. So I says to him, that it is not funny and he needs to watch what he is doing. The biggest question is: "Where in the world was his mom or dad?" 5 years old running around outside. And i might add, without a coat! Stupid parents. I hope Alisons kid gets the chance to look at some porn at some point in its life.

3). Me being a shitty friend...
I don't feel that it happens that much, but on occasion it does. So this is where I was called out, so this is where I'll respond. Its kind of like puttin the shit on wax... like some Jay Z and NAS shit... but this is so much better. Live Journal what? Ok well I shouldn't have done what I did a couple of weeks ago. At the time I thought it was funny. But I didnt realize how big of a deal it was. So I apologize to you and yours for being a dumb ass. It wont happen again, I promise. It is not any of my buisness what my friends do. But as long as we can all be friends and laugh at each other i think everything will be ok.

4). Your damn straight, we do some funny shit...
Now, our group of friends do lead a pretty productive lives. We do some fun stuff. But you know, we sure do stink when we get back from bars. But that is where all of the funny stuff happens. So if we have to stink alil bit to talk about Irish girls or Hr's, then that is what we have to do. I will be happy to keep doing it as well. Cause you never know what the next joke will be, or at whose expense! Sorry Red and random uggers we talk about... it will be ok. Oh and the funny stuff usually comes from people not being me, but its still good stuff. You know who you are.